Brain Waste
A place for my words and stuff. Like velociraptors. Those are cool.
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agelfeygelach:

jessicalprice:

the-goddamazon:

LOL man.

Zheng He’s like, “You went exploring in a LIFEBOAT?”

PS: Zheng He was a Muslim and a eunuch, so leaving aside not being genocidal or tyrannical and actually having a sense of direction, he was already more interesting than Columbus.

 (x)

EVERYBODY LOOK AT ZHENG HE’S MASSIVE JUNK

(Source: romancingalbion, via hyenafan)

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astronomicallybeautifulfires asked: Do you slay? 

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Track: errrbody in the club gettin tipsy







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astronomicallybeautifulfires:

slayboybunny:

seals are underwater sphere puppies and this one wants you to have a jolly ol time this morning 

theempressofmars
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astronomicallybeautifulfires asked: Making my way downtown Walking fast Faces pass And I'm home bound Staring blankly ahead Just making my way Making a way Through the crowd And I need you And I miss you And now I wonder.... 

If I could fall,

Down into Hell,

Do you think I’d

See you there as well?

Cuz you know I’d spill the blood of men,

If I could just make sure,

You’ve died.

*demonic piano noises*

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Track: Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup.
Artist: Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule.






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trickstercakes asked: IS EMPRESS BETTER? 

EMPRESS IS 90% RECOVERED FROM HER COLD THANK

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freelancermaine:

nonconsent this is my gift to you

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Track: This is Halloween 8-Bit







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lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

SO MUCH NOSTALGIA

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aliensk8r:

ideas for a self care day:

  • sleep in and stay under the covers when you wake up, get very comfortable and warm
  • if you want to get out of bed, pick something cozy to wear
  • drink very cold water or hot tea
  • doodle aimlessly
  • read a book you love dearly
  • sleep some more
  • go outside, even if its just your backyard, and relax
  • look at tiny beautiful things like flowers and ants
  • listen to music that makes you want to dance and dance your heart out

pls be kind to yrself and yr body i love u

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weloveshortvideos:

Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!

Vine by Daz_Black

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2 days ago │ 26,950 notes

tacobelligerent:

urbran:

diphtheria:

franzkafkavevo:

phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

i wish i was having as much fun as them honestly

This is amazing

play this at my funeral

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR 2 YEARS I HAVE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE FOR THIS AND HERE IT IS GOD BLESS

femboss

OH MY GOD WATCH IT

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